Message 19482 : The Guide on how to be an Evil Puke (*Lost*)
Written on Mon Jun 17 22:52:36 2002


Ive been playing evil puke last 6 months of my MUME career and i can tell you,
theres nothing better than being evil and having countless safespots. Ill be
so nice and share my knowledge on how to be evil with you too. Ill first start
with what to kill at low levels.

Levels 1-6: These are the hardest levels for evil people because
you are too weak to handle mobs that might come in and assist the mob you are
attacking. Try to find good closeable areas with hobbit children. The
best places for you to xp is hobbit farms, Hobbiton and Marmer Faggots
farm.

Levels 6-10: On these levels you can already kill better stuff than hobbit
children. Best targets are hobbit farmers and other peaceloving hobbits ;)

levels 10-12: On these levels you'll get rich. You can now kill hobbit
shopkeepers and usually they load LOTS of cash. The best places for
money are: Pipeweed shop n of smugglers, Michel Delving shop and
The barman south of Farmer Maggots farm. On level 12 you can already try
out bounders.

Levels 12-18: On these levels you will get jailed a lot, but dont worry
the xp you gain outranks jailtime. Your best targets are Bounders,
Shirrifs and other lawkeepers. You can also take out larger groups of them
on higher levels, such as the bastards in Hobbiton, BWB gate or 
the big fat smelly Thane himself. If you have to flee then know
that you have to do jailtime so avoid fleeing if you really dont have
to!

Levels 18-26: On these levels youll get even more richer. You can
now kill town herbalists and other shopkeepers. On level 17 you
will get access to one of the goldmines: Nordris treasure chest.
You might be careful tho: nowadays there are 2 cityguards with him.
If youre not confident enough, ask someone from the list of players
i have written below.

Levels 26-... : Ok, now youre strong enough and you can kill virtually
anything. Elven huntsmen, weaponsmiths, Commandant of Fornost, whatever
you want. Just remember, if you get caught by some players, you might
be pretty fucked. ;)

Ok, this ends my little guide for evil beings. Oh, one other thing,
here is a list of people whom i know are evil and i know they dont
keep it a secret:

-Adroniel
-Erwyn
-Hexa

Also, if you narrate for help you will most probably get help from
more evilaligners. I myself have chatted with quite a few and i know
atleast 15 over level 15 evilaligners. Im not just sure if theyre
brave enough to stand up to the threatening of pukescum. But if theyll
allow it in the future, perhaps ill include their names in this post
or some other post...

But now i must say goodbye!
-Hexa Fingerflame, Firebreather of Tharbad