- Mighty Orc Raid -

The orkish loremaster says 'Have I ever told you the story of how the orcs'

The orkish loremaster says 'came close to conquering the entire world, and to'

The orkish loremaster says 'challenge the Ainur themselves?'

The orkish loremaster looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.

The orkish loremaster says 'It all happened in the heart of the coldest'

The orkish loremaster says 'winter I've ever seen.'

The orkish loremaster says 'A chilly wind blew from the north, freezing the'

The orkish loremaster says 'land, the rivers and the cowardly hearts of the'

The orkish loremaster says 'so-called pukish "heroes".'

The orkish loremaster says 'In the beginning only a few orcs answered the'

The orkish loremaster says 'call of our Master and, leaving their caves,'

The orkish loremaster says 'began to head west.'

The orkish loremaster says 'With each passing night, however, more and more'

The orkish loremaster says 'uruk-hai swarmed down from these very caves,'

The orkish loremaster says 'until a host of battle-hungry Orcs had assembled'

The orkish loremaster says 'before the village of Bree.'

The orkish loremaster throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

The orkish loremaster says 'Argaar, Armageddon, Bark, Blend, Bom, Drechbel,'

The orkish loremaster says 'Gruumsh, Harkz, Killjoy, Ningal, Oualid, Prey,'

The orkish loremaster says 'Ritt, Severe, Smasher, Stor, Stripper, Tyc,'

The orkish loremaster says 'Werw...'

The orkish loremaster says 'All of these Orcs, and more, joined their forces'

The orkish loremaster says 'and began their glorious enterprise by'

The orkish loremaster says 'shattering, pillaging and burning the wretched'

The orkish loremaster says 'town that had seen them muster.'

The orkish loremaster licks his mouth and smiles.

The orkish loremaster says 'Meanwhile, the pukes had not been idle.'

The orkish loremaster says 'After much bickering and trembling behind the'

The orkish loremaster says 'fortified walls of Fornost, an army of Dwarves'

The orkish loremaster says 'and Elves, led by Mellon, descended the main road'

The orkish loremaster says 'to ambush our host.'

The orkish loremaster laughs to himself.

The orkish loremaster says 'The fact is that those pukes were so afraid, that'

The orkish loremaster says 'the noise of their clashing teeth was heard from'

The orkish loremaster says 'miles away! And besides, the magic of Grimy spied'

The orkish loremaster says 'them unseen...'

The orkish loremaster falls down laughing.

The orkish loremaster says 'In the ensuing battle, the Old East Road was'

The orkish loremaster says 'strewn with the blood and corpses of the pukes,'

The orkish loremaster says 'and no orc was wounded.'

The orkish loremaster says 'Emboldened by the victory, the Orcs laid siege to'

The orkish loremaster says 'both Tharbad and Fornost, not leaving a single'

The orkish loremaster says 'survivor in either town.'

The orkish loremaster says 'The Black Army, still thirsting fresh blood,'

The orkish loremaster says 'crossed then the Brandywine, laid waste the'

The orkish loremaster says 'hobbit lands beyond it, and continued their march'

The orkish loremaster says 'until they reached the sea.'

The orkish loremaster throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

The orkish loremaster says 'Not even the ensorcelled gates of the Grey Havens'

The orkish loremaster says 'stopped the Black Army! Having received'

The orkish loremaster says 'reinforcements, the Uruks broke down the gates,'

The orkish loremaster says 'slew almost every elf in town,'

The orkish loremaster says 'and after a LONG pursuit, at last, the most'

The orkish loremaster says 'coward of all pukes,'

The orkish loremaster says 'Cirdan himself, was slain.'

The orkish loremaster revels at the thought.

The orkish loremaster says 'Alas, some elves had managed to set sail before'

The orkish loremaster says 'being reached by the orcish wrath, leaving the'

The orkish loremaster says 'harbour empty.'

The orkish loremaster sniffs sadly.

The orkish loremaster says 'Had they had some sturdy ships, doubtlessly the'

The orkish loremaster says 'Orcs would have conquered Valinor as well!'

The orkish loremaster says 'However, it wasn't like that... so the Black Army'

The orkish loremaster says 'paid a quick visit to King Thorin II. The defeat'

The orkish loremaster says 'of the Orcs at the gates of Moria was swiftly'

The orkish loremaster says 'avenged by Armageddon, who wrested the crown of'

The orkish loremaster says 'the Dwarves from the warm and bloodied corpse of'

The orkish loremaster says 'Thorin.'

The orkish loremaster throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

The orkish loremaster says 'Having nothing left to conquer, the Orcs then'

The orkish loremaster says 'came back, their backs bent under an impressive'

The orkish loremaster says 'amount of loot.'