- Death of Setanta -

The orkish loremaster says 'Sit down and listen, and I'll tell the tale of'

The orkish loremaster says 'how the orcs defeated Setanta the istar! This is'

The orkish loremaster says 'one of my favourites, and it all happened before'

The orkish loremaster says 'even I came to the caves.'

The orkish loremaster says 'The story goes like this...'

The orkish loremaster coughs a few times to clean his throat.

The orkish loremaster says 'Gather round the fire bright'

The orkish loremaster says 'And howl and scream with Orc delight --'

The orkish loremaster says 'And then the story shall unfold'

The orkish loremaster says 'Of mighty Orcs, both brave and bold.'

The orkish loremaster says 'And listen then with baited breath'

The orkish loremaster says 'Of how Setanta met his death.'

The orkish loremaster says 'Istari scum who did declare --'

The orkish loremaster says 'All Orcs were unsafe anywhere.'

The orkish loremaster spits over his left shoulder.

The orkish loremaster says 'Griznak and Aregrorl did stray'

The orkish loremaster says 'Into Bree to stalk their prey.'

The orkish loremaster says 'Men and Dwarves did cow in fear'

The orkish loremaster says 'When the beastly Orcs drew near.'

The orkish loremaster says 'Setanta, cursed be he, then bade'

The orkish loremaster says 'That all the Orcs should feel his blade.'

The orkish loremaster says 'Two Cityguards he did bring in'

The orkish loremaster says 'His bloody campaign to begin.'

The orkish loremaster swears loudly.

The orkish loremaster says 'The Orcs stood brave, the Orcs stood strong'

The orkish loremaster says 'But could not hold out very long.'

The orkish loremaster says 'Many Orcs did meet their grief'

The orkish loremaster says 'To that lying, cheating thief.'

The orkish loremaster sniffs sadly.

The orkish loremaster says 'Deep within the forest black'

The orkish loremaster says 'We waited by the secret crack.'

The orkish loremaster says 'Setanta came, we struck with glee,'

The orkish loremaster says 'And to the Evil Priest did flee.'

The orkish loremaster says 'The Priest's dark spells did then unfold'

The orkish loremaster says 'And struck Setanta down dead cold.'

The orkish loremaster says 'The Orcs did howl and have their sport'

The orkish loremaster says 'But then that swine did teleport'

The orkish loremaster says 'So kicked and beaten like a dog'

The orkish loremaster says 'Setanta hid in the forest bog.'

The orkish loremaster says 'He cursed the Orcs so all would hear'

The orkish loremaster says 'But young Orc Giggle felt no fear.'

The orkish loremaster says 'A dark black candle he did wield'

The orkish loremaster says 'Setanta then was forced to yield,'

The orkish loremaster says 'Setanta falling then did sleep,'

The orkish loremaster says 'And gnashed his teeth as he did weep.'

The orkish loremaster says 'Great God Orion, wise be he,'

The orkish loremaster says 'This whole incident did see.'

The orkish loremaster says 'He knew the Orcs were in the right'

The orkish loremaster says 'Orion rose up in his might.'

The orkish loremaster says 'He flung Setanta to the floor'

The orkish loremaster says 'Said 'Trouble these fine Orcs no more!''

The orkish loremaster says 'Setanta then left in disgrace'

The orkish loremaster says 'The Orcs then took their rightful place.'

The orkish loremaster says 'On Middle Earth.  And to this day'

The orkish loremaster says 'The Orcs choose where they wish to play.'